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pizza:

your favourite celebrity could be pooping right now

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at a supermarket

mom:ok you wait in line i forgot to get the milk
me:ok
me:
me:
me:
me:mom where are you please
me:mom please the line is moving fast
me:mom i cant breathe where are you it's almost my turn
employee:next
me:
employee:
me:faints
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13 hours ago

its a good day to swag hard

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13 hours ago
thenimbus:

hammpix:

For those of you who don’t understand archaeology, I have made a diagram.

CASE CLOSED.

thenimbus:

hammpix:

For those of you who don’t understand archaeology, I have made a diagram.

CASE CLOSED.

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